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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Welcome to kicker school
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?