10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm