10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury