10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth