10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer