10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Welcome to kicker school