10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986