10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson