10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003