10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword