10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.