10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword