10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."