10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.