10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.