10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."