10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!