10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS