10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.