10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom