10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.