10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave