10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike