10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson