10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.