10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.