10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• It's Free To Fold...