10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe