10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls