10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP