10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for loners.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.