10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine