10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers