10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth