10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.