10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.