10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.