10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz