10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003