10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright