10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts