10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!