10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com