10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fold and live to fold again
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.