10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.