10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.