10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer