10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson