10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.