10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have